He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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