Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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