come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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