Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I have post one night stand depression
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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