i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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