Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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