I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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