I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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