we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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