I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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