Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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