is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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