I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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