Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Are we still banned from the library?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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