can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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