Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
