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I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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