ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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