I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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