Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
