I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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