i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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