Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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