He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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