it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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