so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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