please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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