It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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