I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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