Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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