I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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