i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Boobs are out for the taking
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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