Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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