STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
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