If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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