so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Ketchup is God's man juice
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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