Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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