i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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