champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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