Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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