I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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