he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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