Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
