Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
false alarm. still invincible.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
