I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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