just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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