i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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