Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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