I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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