Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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