How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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