I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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