spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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