Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
the liver wants what the liver wants
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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