If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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