quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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