i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
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