No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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