I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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